








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 407 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 163 matches | ||
| Faceit | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3393 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,750 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3186 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2699 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1760 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2105 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $474,201 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 106 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | donJuan- | 78% | 18 |
| #2 | olekris | 68% | 25 |
| #3 | ゼロツー | 64% | 39 |
| #4 | trymha | 62% | 26 |
| #5 | D1nh | 59% | 139 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | trymha | 62% | 26 |
| #5 | D1nh | 59% | 139 |
| #6 | лучший ноб | 58% | 43 |
| #7 | bnzo | 51% | 43 |
| #8 | Kryzz | 42% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D1nh | 31 | 0.0101 |
| #2 | olekris | 5 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | лучший ноб | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | Kryzz | 4 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | bnzo | 3 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D1nh | 933 | 0.31 | 28 min |
| #2 | ゼロツー | 227 | 0.28 | 7 min |
| #3 | Kryzz | 166 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | donJuan- | 108 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| #5 | bnzo | 76 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | donJuan- | +3.90 | 91 | 53 |
| #2 | D1nh | +3.72 | 79 | 77 |
| #3 | krumi | +0.80 | 78 | 53 |
| #4 | bnzo | +0.30 | 57 | 70 |
| #5 | лучший ноб | +0.06 | 71 | 43 |





