








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 506 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 399 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Esplay | 1 match | 1,855 | |
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4462 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,637 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3326 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3974 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3089 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3248 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,827,810 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 244 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krumi | 62% | 26 |
| #2 | D1nh | 61% | 28 |
| #3 | BDE | Harjar | 57% | 56 |
| #4 | donJuan- | 56% | 108 |
| #5 | лучший ноб | 55% | 288 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | donJuan- | 56% | 108 |
| #5 | лучший ноб | 55% | 288 |
| #6 | Rubz | 53% | 40 |
| #7 | Ezy | 46% | 28 |
| #8 | Odini | 42% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | лучший ноб | 30 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | donJuan- | 14 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | D1nh | 4 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | BDE | Harjar | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Ezy | 2 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | donJuan- | 691 | 0.31 | 12 min |
| #2 | лучший ноб | 392 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #3 | D1nh | 179 | 0.29 | 6 min |
| #4 | BDE | Harjar | 161 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | Ezy | 95 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D1nh | +4.44 | 81 | 75 |
| #2 | donJuan- | +1.97 | 87 | 44 |
| #3 | лучший ноб | +1.03 | 75 | 45 |
| #4 | BDE | Harjar | +0.34 | 67 | 67 |
| #5 | krumi | -0.16 | 81 | 55 |





