








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 67 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 143 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1996 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,756 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2966 | 52% |
| Smokes | 816 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 1273 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 701 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $74,179 of utility $17 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 65 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vitoto♥ | 74% | 23 |
| #2 | black stalin uwu | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | ༺Legend༻ᴳᵒᵈ | 55% | 22 |
| #4 | ゼロツー | 53% | 19 |
| #5 | olekris | 50% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D1nh | 18 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | krumi | 6 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | olekris | 3 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | ༺Legend༻ᴳᵒᵈ | 2 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D1nh | +3.30 | 81 | 77 |
| #2 | ༺Legend༻ᴳᵒᵈ | +2.55 | 79 | 61 |
| #3 | ゼロツー | -0.20 | 49 | 74 |
| #4 | krumi | -0.37 | 79 | 49 |
| #5 | Vitoto♥ | -0.56 | 64 | 50 |





