








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 965 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 314 matches | ||
| Wingman | 57 matches | ||
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




84 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6636 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,294 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9979 | 38% |
| Smokes | 6934 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4715 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4666 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $959,643 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 703 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ゼロツー | 62% | 39 |
| #2 | donJuan- | 61% | 36 |
| #3 | trymha | 61% | 28 |
| #4 | krumi | 59% | 139 |
| #5 | xdKad | 58% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krumi | 18 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | olekris | 15 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Kryzz | 11 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | black stalin uwu | 9 | 0.0083 |
| #5 | xdKad | 8 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krumi | 525 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #2 | Kryzz | 345 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #3 | olekris | 257 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | donJuan- | 229 | 0.31 | 5 min |
| #5 | ゼロツー | 228 | 0.28 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D1nh | +4.01 | 79 | 75 |
| #2 | donJuan- | +2.48 | 88 | 49 |
| #3 | лучший ноб | +0.05 | 68 | 39 |
| #4 | xdKad | -0.25 | 74 | 54 |
| #5 | krumi | -0.40 | 76 | 52 |





