








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 783 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 141 matches | ||
| Premier | 136 matches | ||
| Wingman | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3399 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,068 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7499 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4954 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 5418 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4197 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $860,249 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 742 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | . | 68% | 22 |
| #2 | krumi | 64% | 39 |
| #3 | D1nh | 62% | 39 |
| #4 | chasethemoney | 57% | 166 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | . | 68% | 22 |
| #2 | krumi | 64% | 39 |
| #3 | D1nh | 62% | 39 |
| #4 | chasethemoney | 57% | 166 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chasethemoney | 15 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | D1nh | 7 | 0.0085 |
| #3 | . | 6 | 0.0135 |
| #4 | krumi | 3 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chasethemoney | 671 | 0.21 | 19 min |
| #2 | D1nh | 234 | 0.28 | 7 min |
| #3 | krumi | 181 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #4 | . | 52 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D1nh | +4.96 | 81 | 79 |
| #2 | krumi | +2.17 | 75 | 57 |
| #3 | chasethemoney | +0.83 | 79 | 66 |
| #4 | ゼロツー | -0.44 | 48 | 76 |
| #5 | . | -0.54 | 44 | 43 |





