








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 33 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
66 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 166 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 51 | 31% |
| Smokes | 16 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 55 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 44 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $13,467 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CHINA8964 | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | The Soul | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | Whistle baby | 25% | 4 |
| #4 | Rheneas | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CHINA8964 | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | The Soul | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | Whistle baby | 25% | 4 |
| #4 | Rheneas | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CHINA8964 | 1 | 0.0159 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rheneas | 16 | 0.35 | 0 min |
| #2 | Whistle baby | 10 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #3 | The Soul | 8 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #4 | CHINA8964 | 6 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I am not racist | +4.92 | 79 | 60 |
| #2 | The Soul | +3.27 | 98 | 59 |
| #3 | Whistle baby | +2.54 | 72 | 49 |
| #4 | CHINA8964 | +0.43 | 79 | 54 |
| #5 | Rheneas | -8.98 | 7 | 51 |





