








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 866 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 564 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5776 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,425 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8348 | 28% |
| Smokes | 7493 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6272 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 7312 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,345,805 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 304 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carrado | 54% | 80 |
| #2 | Joker ^.^ | 51% | 35 |
| #3 | Mrk992 | 51% | 41 |
| #4 | ZicheK | 48% | 107 |
| #5 | ÁnGe1 | 47% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | kanarito | 45% | 107 |
| #11 | Inuyasha | 45% | 336 |
| #12 | ✪Ferriwie2k | 44% | 172 |
| #13 | Chad Aznable | 42% | 123 |
| #14 | p!n ^^ | 39% | 154 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inuyasha | 31 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Creature_Sliver | 20 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | ✪Ferriwie2k | 16 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | p!n ^^ | 12 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | Bunnyfasi | 8 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inuyasha | 1722 | 0.23 | 60 min |
| #2 | p!n ^^ | 523 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #3 | ZicheK | 427 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #4 | ✪Ferriwie2k | 378 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #5 | Jacky | 306 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kanarito | +2.24 | 70 | 73 |
| #2 | ÁnGe1 | +1.69 | 69 | 47 |
| #3 | Inuyasha | +0.67 | 79 | 78 |
| #4 | Mrk992 | +0.28 | 71 | 49 |
| #5 | ZicheK | +0.26 | 76 | 76 |





