








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 581 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 684 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 139 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5972 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 42,554 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10766 | 25% |
| Smokes | 10922 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 12053 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 8813 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,468,178 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 685 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zayko | 71% | 56 |
| #2 | MR. PINK | 56% | 59 |
| #3 | &Delka& | 53% | 330 |
| #4 | вŁØω ♥A ★ | 51% | 91 |
| #5 | Gorras | 50% | 327 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | ✪Ferriwie2k | 43% | 46 |
| #11 | Inuyasha | 43% | 173 |
| #12 | Creature_Sliver | 42% | 128 |
| #13 | Chiki | 39% | 154 |
| #14 | Jacky | 37% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inuyasha | 15 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | &Delka& | 12 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Chiki | 10 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Creature_Sliver | 10 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | Gorras | 6 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inuyasha | 913 | 0.24 | 34 min |
| #2 | Chiki | 678 | 0.20 | 22 min |
| #3 | &Delka& | 675 | 0.10 | 18 min |
| #4 | Gorras | 522 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #5 | ZicheK | 350 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zayko | +3.29 | 83 | 42 |
| #2 | kanarito | +2.52 | 70 | 75 |
| #3 | &Delka& | +1.82 | 79 | 68 |
| #4 | Inuyasha | +0.68 | 77 | 77 |
| #5 | ZicheK | +0.26 | 75 | 77 |





