








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 386 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 222 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 104 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2414 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,661 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1121 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1666 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2552 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2322 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,440,674 of utility $250 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 177 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ÁnGe1 | 56% | 25 |
| #2 | Carrado | 48% | 29 |
| #3 | Inuyasha | 48% | 183 |
| #4 | kanarito | 47% | 66 |
| #5 | Chad Aznable | 46% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | ✪Ferriwie2k | 46% | 109 |
| #8 | Creature_Sliver | 45% | 170 |
| #9 | p!n ^^ | 45% | 82 |
| #10 | Jacky | 45% | 60 |
| #11 | ZicheK | 38% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inuyasha | 18 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Chiki | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Creature_Sliver | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | ✪Ferriwie2k | 8 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | kanarito | 3 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inuyasha | 992 | 0.25 | 35 min |
| #2 | Chiki | 697 | 0.19 | 21 min |
| #3 | p!n ^^ | 265 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | ✪Ferriwie2k | 255 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | Creature_Sliver | 206 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ÁnGe1 | +3.59 | 67 | 52 |
| #2 | kanarito | +2.48 | 69 | 75 |
| #3 | Inuyasha | +0.99 | 81 | 79 |
| #4 | Carrado | +0.07 | 60 | 60 |
| #5 | ✪Ferriwie2k | +0.06 | 64 | 62 |





