








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 916 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 432 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5981 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,625 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7108 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6477 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4165 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4875 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,818,420 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 500 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joker ^.^ | 62% | 26 |
| #2 | ÁnGe1 | 56% | 45 |
| #3 | Jacky | 54% | 120 |
| #4 | Lego | 53% | 60 |
| #5 | ZicheK | 51% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Creature_Sliver | 46% | 207 |
| #10 | Chad Aznable | 45% | 75 |
| #11 | Chiki | 45% | 336 |
| #12 | p!n ^^ | 43% | 173 |
| #13 | Carrado | 43% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chiki | 12 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Creature_Sliver | 12 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | p!n ^^ | 11 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | ✪Ferriwie2k | 11 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | Jacky | 8 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chiki | 1329 | 0.18 | 41 min |
| #2 | p!n ^^ | 596 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #3 | ZicheK | 302 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #4 | ✪Ferriwie2k | 261 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #5 | Creature_Sliver | 260 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ÁnGe1 | +2.81 | 69 | 53 |
| #2 | kanarito | +1.97 | 68 | 74 |
| #3 | Inuyasha | +0.75 | 79 | 77 |
| #4 | ZicheK | +0.64 | 75 | 78 |
| #5 | Lego | +0.01 | 61 | 65 |





