








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 403 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 172 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2599 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,815 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2147 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2581 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2355 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2732 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $671,661 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 90 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carrado | 59% | 27 |
| #2 | ZicheK | 56% | 25 |
| #3 | kanarito | 55% | 56 |
| #4 | ÁnGe1 | 55% | 40 |
| #5 | Inuyasha | 54% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Chiki | 46% | 151 |
| #9 | Bunnyfasi | 45% | 60 |
| #10 | Chad Aznable | 40% | 62 |
| #11 | p!n ^^ | 37% | 51 |
| #12 | Mrk992 | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inuyasha | 7 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | ✪Ferriwie2k | 6 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | p!n ^^ | 6 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | Chiki | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | kanarito | 4 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inuyasha | 594 | 0.23 | 19 min |
| #2 | Chiki | 554 | 0.17 | 17 min |
| #3 | p!n ^^ | 172 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | ✪Ferriwie2k | 138 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | kanarito | 128 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ÁnGe1 | +2.49 | 72 | 42 |
| #2 | kanarito | +2.10 | 70 | 72 |
| #3 | ZicheK | +1.44 | 73 | 80 |
| #4 | Carrado | +0.74 | 68 | 71 |
| #5 | Inuyasha | +0.52 | 78 | 75 |





