








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1261 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 265 matches | ||
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




121 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5545 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,261 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4774 | 47% |
| Smokes | 1607 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 2343 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1537 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,683,026 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1140 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | thaisoni | 62% | 34 |
| #2 | 𝕽𝖊𝖋𝖑𝖊𝖝 | 56% | 70 |
| #3 | Vaniks | 54% | 100 |
| #4 | jespersietheunissen | 52% | 44 |
| #5 | La Reyna <3 | 48% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 𝕽𝖊𝖋𝖑𝖊𝖝 | 56% | 70 |
| #3 | Vaniks | 54% | 100 |
| #4 | jespersietheunissen | 52% | 44 |
| #5 | La Reyna <3 | 48% | 31 |
| #6 | M4fChees~ | 43% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕽𝖊𝖋𝖑𝖊𝖝 | 40 | 0.0316 |
| #2 | Vaniks | 18 | 0.0108 |
| #3 | jespersietheunissen | 14 | 0.0184 |
| #4 | M4fChees~ | 8 | 0.0082 |
| #5 | thaisoni | 4 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vaniks | 127 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | 𝕽𝖊𝖋𝖑𝖊𝖝 | 104 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | M4fChees~ | 49 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | thaisoni | 48 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | La Reyna <3 | 45 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stanneke2009 | +3.30 | 63 | 46 |
| #2 | La Reyna <3 | +1.92 | 57 | 16 |
| #3 | 𝕽𝖊𝖋𝖑𝖊𝖝 | +1.84 | 63 | 31 |
| #4 | M4fChees~ | +1.46 | 67 | 50 |
| #5 | thaisoni | +1.06 | 58 | 21 |





