








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 671 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 692 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 179 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6598 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,245 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2351 | 12% |
| Smokes | 5213 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4833 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 6848 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,639,120 of utility $211 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 869 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ForeverStun | 46% | 260 |
| #3 | Diablond_ | 46% | 266 |
| #4 | Jew Manji | 44% | 220 |
| #5 | Silaise | 43% | 262 |
| #6 | KryTiZz | 40% | 218 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Diablond_ | 26 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Silaise | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | ForeverStun | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | KryTiZz | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Jew Manji | 7 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Diablond_ | 611 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #2 | KryTiZz | 595 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #3 | ForeverStun | 532 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #4 | Silaise | 235 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #5 | Jew Manji | 204 | 0.04 | 4 min |





