








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1247 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 363 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5033 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,972 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5853 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5765 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3846 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3508 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,016,993 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3532 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sauna Ja Palju | 65% | 26 |
| #2 | Routalemmen Pekka | 65% | 37 |
| #3 | GeT_RiGhT | 64% | 59 |
| #4 | SamuBroidi | 61% | 31 |
| #5 | Plasen:( | 61% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | 0mppu6 | 50% | 58 |
| #12 | tenho | 47% | 93 |
| #13 | vedivaan | 46% | 68 |
| #14 | Lärvi | 43% | 35 |
| #15 | heGe | 40% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | COYG | 15 | 0.0268 |
| #2 | antiinsane | 9 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | 0mppu6 | 8 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | GeT_RiGhT | 6 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | vedivaan | 4 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tenho | 268 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | GeT_RiGhT | 232 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #3 | Routalemmen Pekka | 152 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #4 | heGe | 141 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #5 | antiinsane | 136 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | venyniilo | +3.21 | 72 | 66 |
| #2 | GeT_RiGhT | +2.68 | 81 | 71 |
| #3 | COYG | +1.40 | 89 | 64 |
| #4 | Plasen:( | +0.45 | 52 | 51 |
| #5 | Nuorikomea | +0.40 | 84 | 46 |





