








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 578 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 239 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3106 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,282 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4040 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3199 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2242 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2801 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,206,154 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 214 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raineri | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | pedro | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | heGe | 55% | 38 |
| #4 | BernuB | 55% | 60 |
| #5 | Sauna Ja Palju | 52% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #18 | Candle | 37% | 38 |
| #19 | Hätä | 36% | 50 |
| #20 | 0mppu6 | 28% | 32 |
| #21 | Nuorikomea | 26% | 34 |
| #22 | HASSE | 25% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vedivaan | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | venyniilo | 7 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Plasen:( | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | BernuB | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | heGe | 4 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | venyniilo | 416 | 0.21 | 11 min |
| #2 | Plasen:( | 336 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | Routalemmen Pekka | 275 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #4 | vedivaan | 268 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | Löyläri | 190 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | venyniilo | +4.04 | 72 | 67 |
| #2 | Raineri | +3.90 | 80 | 53 |
| #3 | Plasen:( | +1.15 | 60 | 53 |
| #4 | SamuBroidi | +1.15 | 75 | 60 |
| #5 | BernuB | +0.42 | 56 | 78 |





