








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 185 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 138 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2672 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,921 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 759 | 11% |
| Smokes | 2371 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2136 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1655 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $375,741 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 270 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kvorn1ng | 62% | 66 |
| #2 | Ma1ce | 58% | 57 |
| #3 | ❖ Holy_Spirit ❖ winaskin.com | 56% | 16 |
| #4 | F1mple | 52% | 52 |
| #5 | Mr.Bubz | 49% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Mr.Bubz | 49% | 134 |
| #6 | Jasima14 | 47% | 110 |
| #7 | RavneFar | 43% | 47 |
| #8 | Peress0 | 43% | 94 |
| #9 | Bollemester | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peress0 | 28 | 0.0141 |
| #2 | Mr.Bubz | 22 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | Ma1ce | 19 | 0.0155 |
| #4 | F1mple | 18 | 0.0168 |
| #5 | Jasima14 | 8 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peress0 | 279 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | Mr.Bubz | 220 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #3 | kvorn1ng | 166 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | Ma1ce | 163 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | F1mple | 147 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ma1ce | +5.44 | 87 | 64 |
| #2 | kvorn1ng | +3.28 | 90 | 67 |
| #3 | F1mple | +2.26 | 67 | 57 |
| #4 | ❖ Holy_Spirit ❖ winaskin.com | +1.42 | 87 | 53 |
| #5 | Patrick Clover | +0.19 | 75 | 44 |





