








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 291 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 134 matches | ||
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




84 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3044 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,744 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3437 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2101 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3145 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2061 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,233,078 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 520 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kvorn1ng | 62% | 98 |
| #2 | Ma1ce | 58% | 148 |
| #3 | RavneFar | 55% | 47 |
| #4 | F1mple | 55% | 75 |
| #5 | Mr.Bubz | 51% | 152 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | F1mple | 55% | 75 |
| #5 | Mr.Bubz | 51% | 152 |
| #6 | Jasima14 | 47% | 94 |
| #7 | Patrick Clover | 43% | 94 |
| #8 | Bollemester | 28% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ma1ce | 61 | 0.0201 |
| #2 | Patrick Clover | 36 | 0.0182 |
| #3 | Mr.Bubz | 27 | 0.0087 |
| #4 | F1mple | 26 | 0.0172 |
| #5 | kvorn1ng | 12 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ma1ce | 388 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #2 | Mr.Bubz | 221 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | kvorn1ng | 212 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | F1mple | 193 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | Jasima14 | 105 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ma1ce | +4.86 | 87 | 63 |
| #2 | kvorn1ng | +3.28 | 90 | 62 |
| #3 | F1mple | -0.02 | 59 | 55 |
| #4 | Peress0 | -0.03 | 53 | 60 |
| #5 | Patrick Clover | -0.45 | 71 | 40 |





