








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 254 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2383 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,764 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1862 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1534 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1038 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1330 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $589,350 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 326 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ❖ Holy_Spirit ❖ winaskin.com | 61% | 28 |
| #7 | F1mple | 60% | 30 |
| #8 | Jasima14 | 55% | 56 |
| #9 | -AVJ- | 52% | 23 |
| #10 | RavneFar | 43% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Patrick Clover | 30 | 0.0212 |
| #2 | Peress0 | 25 | 0.0130 |
| #3 | Ma1ce | 21 | 0.0148 |
| #4 | Mr.Bubz | 16 | 0.0111 |
| #5 | F1mple | 12 | 0.0211 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peress0 | 268 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #2 | -AVJ- | 188 | 0.44 | 6 min |
| #3 | Ma1ce | 183 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | Mr.Bubz | 102 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | RavneFar | 85 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -AVJ- | +7.08 | 96 | 68 |
| #2 | Ma1ce | +4.62 | 85 | 66 |
| #3 | kvorn1ng | +3.03 | 89 | 62 |
| #4 | F1mple | +0.84 | 56 | 60 |
| #5 | ❖ Holy_Spirit ❖ winaskin.com | +0.60 | 83 | 51 |





