








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 281 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 110 matches | ||
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2538 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,505 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2559 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3115 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2950 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2881 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $396,611 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 108 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vedixx | 78% | 18 |
| #2 | ☁ rares | 63% | 41 |
| #3 | Kanxss | 61% | 171 |
| #4 | JuanComZie | 59% | 27 |
| #5 | Pode | 57% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ☁ rares | 63% | 41 |
| #3 | Kanxss | 61% | 171 |
| #4 | JuanComZie | 59% | 27 |
| #5 | Pode | 57% | 28 |
| #6 | Chr1ssu | 50% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☁ rares | 6 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Kanxss | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Pode | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Chr1ssu | 1 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kanxss | 582 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #2 | Pode | 119 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #3 | ☁ rares | 87 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | vedixx | 31 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | JuanComZie | 17 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | domi | +1.83 | 74 | 66 |
| #2 | Kanxss | +1.03 | 75 | 62 |
| #3 | Pode | +0.53 | 89 | 64 |
| #4 | ☁ rares | +0.07 | 74 | 55 |
| #5 | JuanComZie | -0.46 | 79 | 51 |





