








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 675 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 225 matches | ||
| Premier | 177 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6700 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,161 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6345 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4306 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4231 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5279 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,835,887 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | domi | 61% | 171 |
| #2 | JuanComZie | 61% | 28 |
| #3 | Sn1per | 60% | 35 |
| #4 | Pode | 57% | 47 |
| #5 | Chr1ssu | 56% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Pode | 57% | 47 |
| #5 | Chr1ssu | 56% | 34 |
| #6 | ☁ rares | 51% | 101 |
| #7 | KezzaMcFezza | 50% | 46 |
| #8 | vedixx | 48% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KezzaMcFezza | 26 | 0.0273 |
| #2 | ☁ rares | 16 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | domi | 14 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Sn1per | 7 | 0.0106 |
| #5 | Chr1ssu | 3 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | domi | 515 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #2 | KezzaMcFezza | 249 | 0.26 | 7 min |
| #3 | ☁ rares | 243 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | Pode | 182 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #5 | vedixx | 106 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | domi | +1.93 | 73 | 66 |
| #2 | Kanxss | +1.30 | 75 | 62 |
| #3 | Pode | +0.59 | 88 | 67 |
| #4 | ☁ rares | +0.11 | 72 | 55 |
| #5 | JuanComZie | -0.16 | 79 | 50 |





