








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 371 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 104 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2623 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,801 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1192 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1537 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1960 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2112 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $903,243 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 304 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☁ rares | 70% | 23 |
| #2 | Kanxss | 61% | 28 |
| #3 | Pode | 59% | 27 |
| #4 | domi | 59% | 27 |
| #5 | Brolle™ | 59% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Matrix_02 | 144 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | Brolle™ | 140 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | domi | 123 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #4 | Pode | 112 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | Kanxss | 86 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JuanComZie | +3.13 | 79 | 56 |
| #2 | Kanxss | +0.52 | 79 | 61 |
| #3 | domi | +0.43 | 68 | 71 |
| #4 | Pode | +0.36 | 89 | 65 |
| #5 | ☁ rares | -0.09 | 74 | 59 |





