








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 158 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 61 matches | ||
| Faceit | 56 matches | ||
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2347 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,819 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1097 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1927 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 945 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1850 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $810,259 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 85 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Grossikas | 62% | 34 |
| #8 | ☁ rares | 61% | 18 |
| #9 | Kanxss | 56% | 34 |
| #10 | domi | 50% | 16 |
| #11 | Kärdla Gängster | 30% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sytt | 7 | 0.0196 |
| #2 | Muumitroll🍭 | 6 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | Grossikas | 6 | 0.0092 |
| #4 | Kärdla Gängster | 6 | 0.0164 |
| #5 | Tev | 5 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kanxss | 144 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #2 | Sn1per | 82 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | Muumitroll🍭 | 76 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Tev | 74 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Kärdla Gängster | 70 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | domi | +3.54 | 75 | 68 |
| #2 | Chr1ssu | +3.25 | 72 | 48 |
| #3 | Kanxss | +2.26 | 72 | 65 |
| #4 | Tev | +1.78 | 73 | 54 |
| #5 | RaLL<3 | +1.76 | 78 | 50 |





