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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Grail | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 48 matches | ||
| Wingman | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2570 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,514 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5286 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3877 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3574 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2777 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,368,014 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 276 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Likanaamanurmikko | 66% | 438 |
| #2 | UrhoUK | 65% | 48 |
| #3 | Macha | 64% | 259 |
| #4 | Le1sk4 | 62% | 68 |
| #5 | foremangori | 61% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Likanaamanurmikko | +8.46 | 93 | 46 |
| #2 | Macha | +5.30 | 88 | 71 |
| #3 | UrhoUK | +2.66 | 84 | 71 |
| #4 | Le1sk4 | +0.41 | 76 | 62 |
| #5 | foremangori | +0.00 | 78 | 42 |





