








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 942 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 181 matches | ||
| Premier | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5015 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,608 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7940 | 34% |
| Smokes | 5650 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5766 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4252 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,393,671 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2173 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Macha | 61% | 385 |
| #5 | Zenko | 59% | 195 |
| #6 | foremangori | 57% | 141 |
| #7 | Jalasaar | 57% | 77 |
| #8 | FOREMANDOGI | 46% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Macha | 21 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | UrhoUK | 11 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Zenko | 11 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | foremangori | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Likanaamanurmikko | 5 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Likanaamanurmikko | +6.42 | 89 | 40 |
| #2 | Macha | +4.50 | 88 | 66 |
| #3 | UrhoUK | +3.00 | 84 | 68 |
| #4 | Le1sk4 | +0.94 | 74 | 66 |
| #5 | foremangori | -0.62 | 77 | 39 |





