








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2152 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 445 matches | ||
| Premier | 273 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 65 matches | ||
| Wingman | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




74 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14749 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,196 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7384 | 21% |
| Smokes | 8062 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 10561 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 9189 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,157,767 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3313 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | foremangori | 58% | 267 |
| #6 | Zenko | 57% | 351 |
| #7 | Jalasaar | 52% | 126 |
| #8 | FOREMANDOGI | 51% | 192 |
| #9 | Juho | 49% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Likanaamanurmikko | +6.80 | 92 | 49 |
| #2 | Macha | +5.39 | 90 | 66 |
| #3 | UrhoUK | +2.71 | 84 | 68 |
| #4 | Le1sk4 | +0.57 | 73 | 65 |
| #5 | foremangori | +0.08 | 79 | 40 |





