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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 262 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3679 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,925 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1672 | 12% |
| Smokes | 1692 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 5194 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 5367 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,849,707 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 884 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Turska | 53% | 68 |
| #8 | Jalasaar | 50% | 82 |
| #9 | Jimi | 45% | 29 |
| #10 | Juho | 44% | 41 |
| #11 | FOREMANDOGI | 43% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Macha | 21 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Jalasaar | 11 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | UrhoUK | 10 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | Le1sk4 | 9 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Juho | 6 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Macha | 867 | 0.13 | 27 min |
| #2 | Le1sk4 | 710 | 0.19 | 17 min |
| #3 | Turska | 287 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #4 | Jalasaar | 259 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #5 | UrhoUK | 219 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Likanaamanurmikko | +6.03 | 91 | 53 |
| #2 | Jimi | +5.32 | 91 | 68 |
| #3 | Macha | +4.88 | 88 | 73 |
| #4 | UrhoUK | +3.55 | 85 | 68 |
| #5 | foremangori | +0.98 | 82 | 42 |





