








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 388 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1185 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,845 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 942 | 33% |
| Smokes | 801 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 628 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 474 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $307,149 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 612 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Freg | 71% | 17 |
| #2 | Spermino retardino | 54% | 28 |
| #3 | Femboy Fanatic | 52% | 42 |
| #4 | Frug | 40% | 42 |
| #5 | WinnieTheJew | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frug | 18 | 0.0208 |
| #2 | Femboy Fanatic | 13 | 0.0155 |
| #3 | Spermino retardino | 11 | 0.0173 |
| #4 | Freg | 11 | 0.0316 |
| #5 | Horseradishhasbugla | 9 | 0.0234 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frug | 257 | 0.30 | 6 min |
| #2 | Spermino retardino | 227 | 0.36 | 5 min |
| #3 | Horseradishhasbugla | 160 | 0.42 | 3 min |
| #4 | Femboy Fanatic | 112 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | Freg | 49 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frug | +3.67 | 94 | 64 |
| #2 | Femboy Fanatic | +1.96 | 58 | 50 |
| #3 | Horseradishhasbugla | +1.07 | 82 | 54 |
| #4 | Spermino retardino | +1.05 | 98 | 60 |
| #5 | Yuri Boi | +0.95 | 83 | 40 |





