








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 214 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 217 matches | ||
| Premier | 125 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4650 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,100 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3590 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3155 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3807 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2548 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,771,402 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Ginge | 74% | 23 |
| #2 | Bhein | 66% | 47 |
| #3 | STEEEEELE | 65% | 23 |
| #4 | seethetruth | 63% | 40 |
| #5 | Arch3r | 61% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | ヤESOR | 52% | 54 |
| #10 | Antic | 51% | 65 |
| #11 | SuperR0ck | 47% | 32 |
| #12 | hayden1 | 41% | 32 |
| #13 | Triggern0m3try | 38% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antic | 7 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | abe722 | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | SuperR0ck | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Triggern0m3try | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | itz_Sic | 1 | 0.0002 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | itz_Sic | 810 | 0.18 | 18 min |
| #2 | Antic | 281 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #3 | abe722 | 223 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | Triggern0m3try | 179 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #5 | SuperR0ck | 131 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | seethetruth | +3.45 | 67 | 60 |
| #2 | Triggern0m3try | +1.78 | 68 | 78 |
| #3 | Arch3r | +1.65 | 68 | 48 |
| #4 | The Ginge | +0.95 | 52 | 83 |
| #5 | hayden1 | +0.85 | 64 | 60 |





