








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 814 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 316 matches | ||
| Faceit | 146 matches | ||
| Wingman | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6081 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,237 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3862 | 38% |
| Smokes | 2370 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3349 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 656 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,319,251 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 432 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ThatOsuGuy | 68% | 40 |
| #2 | Viz | 64% | 42 |
| #3 | abe722 | 63% | 117 |
| #4 | Shado? | 63% | 40 |
| #5 | itz_Sic | 60% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Viz | 64% | 42 |
| #3 | abe722 | 63% | 117 |
| #4 | Shado? | 63% | 40 |
| #5 | itz_Sic | 60% | 67 |
| #6 | STEEEEELE | 46% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ThatOsuGuy | 11 | 0.0136 |
| #2 | abe722 | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Viz | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | itz_Sic | 281 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #2 | ✪ThatOsuGuy | 259 | 0.32 | 6 min |
| #3 | abe722 | 200 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | STEEEEELE | 132 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | Shado? | 70 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | seethetruth | +2.34 | 69 | 52 |
| #2 | ✪ThatOsuGuy | +1.80 | 66 | 65 |
| #3 | Shado? | +0.45 | 74 | 57 |
| #4 | abe722 | +0.03 | 71 | 59 |
| #5 | itz_Sic | -0.14 | 68 | 68 |





