








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 318 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 182 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2971 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,627 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3500 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4046 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3385 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3696 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $738,479 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 58 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | noaki | 55% | 209 |
| #2 | Tobi | 54% | 269 |
| #3 | The notorious "sk1ppz" A.W.P | 51% | 230 |
| #4 | Taddy ♥ | 51% | 118 |
| #5 | ForceReload | 50% | 149 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Tobi | 54% | 269 |
| #3 | The notorious "sk1ppz" A.W.P | 51% | 230 |
| #4 | Taddy ♥ | 51% | 118 |
| #5 | ForceReload | 50% | 149 |
| #6 | Lucy | 35% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The notorious "sk1ppz" A.W.P | 15 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | ForceReload | 12 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Tobi | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Taddy ♥ | 7 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | noaki | 1 | 0.0002 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tobi | 874 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #2 | The notorious "sk1ppz" A.W.P | 803 | 0.18 | 20 min |
| #3 | noaki | 751 | 0.18 | 19 min |
| #4 | Taddy ♥ | 334 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #5 | ForceReload | 224 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tobi | +1.00 | 75 | 71 |
| #2 | Michael | +0.68 | 81 | 71 |
| #3 | The notorious "sk1ppz" A.W.P | +0.56 | 74 | 75 |
| #4 | noaki | -0.06 | 71 | 71 |
| #5 | ForceReload | -0.92 | 79 | 53 |





