








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 559 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 473 matches | ||
| Faceit | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6611 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,647 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8307 | 29% |
| Smokes | 7828 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6814 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5698 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,282,417 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 143 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Taddy ♥ | 54% | 193 |
| #2 | noaki | 54% | 475 |
| #3 | Michael | 54% | 269 |
| #4 | The notorious "sk1ppz" A.W.P | 54% | 417 |
| #5 | ForceReload | 53% | 411 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | noaki | 54% | 475 |
| #3 | Michael | 54% | 269 |
| #4 | The notorious "sk1ppz" A.W.P | 54% | 417 |
| #5 | ForceReload | 53% | 411 |
| #6 | Lucy | 43% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The notorious "sk1ppz" A.W.P | 23 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | ForceReload | 18 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Michael | 13 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Taddy ♥ | 11 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | noaki | 7 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The notorious "sk1ppz" A.W.P | 1788 | 0.21 | 45 min |
| #2 | noaki | 1580 | 0.16 | 40 min |
| #3 | Michael | 734 | 0.13 | 20 min |
| #4 | ForceReload | 618 | 0.07 | 12 min |
| #5 | Taddy ♥ | 566 | 0.15 | 16 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tobi | +1.44 | 73 | 70 |
| #2 | The notorious "sk1ppz" A.W.P | +1.11 | 74 | 75 |
| #3 | Michael | +0.81 | 81 | 72 |
| #4 | noaki | +0.12 | 71 | 70 |
| #5 | ForceReload | -0.81 | 77 | 53 |





