








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1520 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 621 matches | ||
| Premier | 230 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 237 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10480 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,540 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8061 | 25% |
| Smokes | 10771 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 5631 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 8077 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,210,001 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 931 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N3O | 52% | 528 |
| #2 | Jaake | 51% | 337 |
| #3 | Maru | 50% | 46 |
| #4 | JoeToAChainsaw | 50% | 334 |
| #5 | Vincenzo Santorini #1 | 49% | 310 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | edgy | 49% | 76 |
| #8 | RyanJK | 48% | 381 |
| #9 | Baki | 48% | 84 |
| #10 | Peapod cs.money | 47% | 102 |
| #11 | Jevs | 45% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N3O | 37 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | RyanJK | 27 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | JoeToAChainsaw | 11 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Jaake | 8 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Vincenzo Santorini #1 | 4 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N3O | 1405 | 0.12 | 33 min |
| #2 | Vincenzo Santorini #1 | 1177 | 0.17 | 30 min |
| #3 | DrNameless | 839 | 0.14 | 20 min |
| #4 | RyanJK | 776 | 0.09 | 19 min |
| #5 | JoeToAChainsaw | 636 | 0.09 | 18 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LTU | +0.92 | 79 | 66 |
| #2 | Jaake | +0.90 | 83 | 60 |
| #3 | RyanJK | +0.22 | 60 | 60 |
| #4 | Peapod cs.money | +0.14 | 85 | 43 |
| #5 | Vincenzo Santorini #1 | +0.04 | 62 | 57 |





