








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1603 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 385 matches | ||
| Premier | 343 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 162 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9564 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,536 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10910 | 30% |
| Smokes | 9136 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 8105 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 8385 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,697,437 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 963 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zey | 61% | 57 |
| #2 | Delidogg | 57% | 74 |
| #3 | LeonW4 | 53% | 188 |
| #4 | legit | 52% | 125 |
| #5 | Alynxele | 51% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Timmmmmey | 48% | 62 |
| #10 | corvinmeister | 48% | 54 |
| #11 | Whitty | 47% | 70 |
| #12 | Dragon | 46% | 50 |
| #13 | Sir.Ren | 42% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Delidogg | 19 | 0.0125 |
| #2 | yannick- | 15 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | LeonW4 | 15 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | legit | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Alynxele | 3 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yannick- | 733 | 0.15 | 23 min |
| #2 | LeonW4 | 513 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #3 | legit | 279 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #4 | Whitty | 276 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #5 | Dragon | 257 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dragon | +1.68 | 76 | 60 |
| #2 | yannick- | +1.25 | 67 | 71 |
| #3 | zey | +1.19 | 78 | 71 |
| #4 | mika-iwnl- | +0.78 | 76 | 68 |
| #5 | LeonW4 | +0.59 | 76 | 61 |





