








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1488 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 170 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6428 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,928 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3104 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2353 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3311 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2160 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,474,134 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 234 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | mika-iwnl- | 52% | 125 |
| #9 | LeonW4 | 51% | 212 |
| #10 | Sir.Ren | 46% | 182 |
| #11 | zey | 45% | 31 |
| #12 | Alynxele | 42% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Delidogg | 27 | 0.0154 |
| #2 | LeonW4 | 25 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | yannick- | 25 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | Sir.Ren | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | mika-iwnl- | 7 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yannick- | 473 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #2 | LeonW4 | 471 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #3 | mika-iwnl- | 468 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #4 | Sir.Ren | 388 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | Timmmmmey | 115 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yannick- | +2.41 | 71 | 72 |
| #2 | zey | +1.70 | 84 | 61 |
| #3 | LeonW4 | +1.65 | 80 | 60 |
| #4 | legit | +1.52 | 84 | 58 |
| #5 | mika-iwnl- | +0.74 | 77 | 66 |





