








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1950 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 311 matches | ||
| Faceit | 177 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8744 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,205 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6889 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4357 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 6057 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4902 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,551,532 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1786 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | corvinmeister | 62% | 61 |
| #2 | zey | 56% | 48 |
| #3 | legit | 56% | 170 |
| #4 | LeonW4 | 54% | 220 |
| #5 | MrFlaMez♔♡ | 53% | 136 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Delidogg | 35 | 0.0174 |
| #2 | LeonW4 | 19 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | legit | 14 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | mika-iwnl- | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | MrFlaMez♔♡ | 4 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mika-iwnl- | 987 | 0.20 | 25 min |
| #2 | LeonW4 | 623 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #3 | legit | 394 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #4 | MrFlaMez♔♡ | 301 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #5 | corvinmeister | 172 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yannick- | +2.18 | 73 | 70 |
| #2 | LeonW4 | +0.68 | 77 | 61 |
| #3 | Delidogg | +0.58 | 77 | 33 |
| #4 | zey | +0.52 | 83 | 66 |
| #5 | legit | +0.48 | 81 | 62 |





