








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1559 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 251 matches | ||
| Faceit | 110 matches | ||
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5323 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,563 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4237 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2732 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 5196 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 3398 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,227,215 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2778 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeonW4 | 57% | 30 |
| #2 | mika-iwnl- | 49% | 74 |
| #3 | Alef | 46% | 182 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeonW4 | 57% | 30 |
| #2 | mika-iwnl- | 49% | 74 |
| #3 | Alef | 46% | 182 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alef | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | mika-iwnl- | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | LeonW4 | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mika-iwnl- | 305 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #2 | LeonW4 | 90 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | Alef | 52 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | {ViP} | +3.24 | 79 | 61 |
| #2 | LeonW4 | -0.10 | 72 | 56 |
| #3 | mika-iwnl- | -0.18 | 79 | 68 |
| #4 | Alef | -5.70 | 21 | 37 |





