








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2063 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 432 matches | ||
| Premier | 231 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 164 matches | ||
| Faceit | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 114 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




92 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11018 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,807 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10262 | 29% |
| Smokes | 8921 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 9989 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 6635 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,159,358 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1564 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zey | 65% | 75 |
| #2 | yannick- | 54% | 220 |
| #3 | corvinmeister | 53% | 72 |
| #4 | mika-iwnl- | 53% | 188 |
| #5 | legit | 51% | 212 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mika-iwnl- | 896 | 0.22 | 24 min |
| #2 | yannick- | 718 | 0.15 | 21 min |
| #3 | legit | 438 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #4 | zey | 216 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | corvinmeister | 196 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yannick- | +1.70 | 71 | 71 |
| #2 | zey | +1.60 | 83 | 66 |
| #3 | LeonW4 | +1.57 | 80 | 60 |
| #4 | corvinmeister | +0.99 | 69 | 61 |
| #5 | legit | +0.63 | 81 | 59 |





