








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 863 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 251 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3896 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,279 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5172 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3935 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3537 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3635 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $623,669 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 888 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ h1dd3n | 68% | 28 |
| #2 | aikén | 67% | 21 |
| #3 | FreeZ | 62% | 50 |
| #4 | Curve | 61% | 56 |
| #5 | k1ngo | 58% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FreeZ | 6 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | daddy | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Curve | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | k1ngo | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | saiyamond | 2 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h1p | +4.33 | 87 | 49 |
| #2 | ✪ h1dd3n | +3.24 | 93 | 60 |
| #3 | FreeZ | +1.60 | 86 | 61 |
| #4 | k1ngo | +1.06 | 73 | 80 |
| #5 | inViii ^.- | +1.04 | 90 | 57 |





