








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 803 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 474 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7058 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,202 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9641 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4923 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 10293 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 9345 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $870,691 of utility $57 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1234 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | inViii ^.- | 75% | 65 |
| #2 | fL3n | 71% | 41 |
| #3 | madb0y_ | 69% | 197 |
| #4 | Rojo | 68% | 120 |
| #5 | ✪ h1dd3n | 68% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | FreeZ | 64% | 64 |
| #10 | P-Kone | 63% | 51 |
| #11 | Phil | 62% | 89 |
| #12 | ᴛɪʟᴛ ᴀɴᴀɴᴀs | 58% | 93 |
| #13 | daddy | 57% | 230 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kyrox | 24 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | d4j1N | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | daddy | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | madb0y_ | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | ᴛɪʟᴛ ᴀɴᴀɴᴀs | 5 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kyrox | 3102 | 0.28 | 87 min |
| #2 | daddy | 552 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #3 | madb0y_ | 551 | 0.15 | 16 min |
| #4 | ᴛɪʟᴛ ᴀɴᴀɴᴀs | 445 | 0.25 | 12 min |
| #5 | Rojo | 394 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d4j1N | +2.10 | 90 | 61 |
| #2 | kyrox | +1.92 | 86 | 77 |
| #3 | ✪ h1dd3n | +1.85 | 94 | 62 |
| #4 | k1ngo | +1.19 | 75 | 76 |
| #5 | inViii ^.- | +1.05 | 90 | 62 |





