








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2699 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 351 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 98 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10354 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,443 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8939 | 28% |
| Smokes | 8582 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5947 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 8975 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,650,570 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2147 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | neoN ⛴ | 80% | 81 |
| #2 | saiyamond | 76% | 172 |
| #3 | inno | 75% | 53 |
| #4 | exitinG | 75% | 99 |
| #5 | FreeZ | 74% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #16 | hennyxx | 66% | 61 |
| #17 | Curve | 65% | 191 |
| #18 | Phil | 60% | 63 |
| #19 | ᴛɪʟᴛ ᴀɴᴀɴᴀs | 55% | 101 |
| #20 | daddy | 49% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kyrox | 31 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Curve | 13 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | saiyamond | 11 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | ✪ h1dd3n | 10 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | _JsN_ | 10 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kyrox | 2857 | 0.27 | 82 min |
| #2 | ✪ h1dd3n | 1048 | 0.13 | 30 min |
| #3 | k1ngo | 602 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #4 | ᴛɪʟᴛ ᴀɴᴀɴᴀs | 586 | 0.30 | 17 min |
| #5 | Curve | 499 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ h1dd3n | +3.10 | 95 | 66 |
| #2 | kyrox | +2.74 | 86 | 77 |
| #3 | inno | +2.08 | 88 | 69 |
| #4 | Balsa ツ | +1.54 | 71 | 63 |
| #5 | ᴛɪʟᴛ ᴀɴᴀɴᴀs | +1.38 | 86 | 76 |





