








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 778 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 257 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 126 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4360 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,275 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3932 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4423 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3575 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3345 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,052,177 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2409 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arnulfo | 77% | 31 |
| #2 | inno | 74% | 53 |
| #3 | ⌖ | 70% | 33 |
| #4 | kyrox | 66% | 114 |
| #5 | madb0y_ | 65% | 191 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | k1ngo | 56% | 36 |
| #13 | inViii ^.- | 55% | 60 |
| #14 | saiyamond | 52% | 33 |
| #15 | Balsa ツ | 45% | 29 |
| #16 | Yugi | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | madb0y_ | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | kyrox | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | ⌖ | 6 | 0.0093 |
| #4 | ᴛɪʟᴛ ᴀɴᴀɴᴀs | 5 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | FreeZ | 4 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kyrox | 627 | 0.29 | 18 min |
| #2 | madb0y_ | 530 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #3 | ᴛɪʟᴛ ᴀɴᴀɴᴀs | 323 | 0.30 | 9 min |
| #4 | inViii ^.- | 222 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #5 | spahQ | 181 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arnulfo | +2.94 | 91 | 73 |
| #2 | kyrox | +2.23 | 85 | 79 |
| #3 | ⌖ | +1.84 | 70 | 66 |
| #4 | inno | +1.74 | 88 | 69 |
| #5 | inViii ^.- | +1.68 | 92 | 64 |





