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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1799 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 173 matches | ||
| Wingman | 93 matches | ||
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5320 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,910 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4227 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2998 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2972 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2713 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,127,827 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1480 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zraix | 75% | 44 |
| #2 | autism terminal | 69% | 32 |
| #3 | aaro | 66% | 50 |
| #4 | JuustoNaksuu | 66% | 226 |
| #5 | sumutussi | 66% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | autism terminal | 69% | 32 |
| #3 | aaro | 66% | 50 |
| #4 | JuustoNaksuu | 66% | 226 |
| #5 | sumutussi | 66% | 44 |
| #6 | patu | 63% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JuustoNaksuu | 31 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | patu | 17 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | aaro | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Zraix | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | sumutussi | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JuustoNaksuu | 387 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #2 | patu | 347 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #3 | sumutussi | 96 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | aaro | 81 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | autism terminal | 61 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aapo | +4.09 | 93 | 64 |
| #2 | Zraix | +1.74 | 76 | 46 |
| #3 | patu | +1.50 | 82 | 68 |
| #4 | sumutussi | +1.23 | 81 | 54 |
| #5 | JuustoNaksuu | +1.19 | 87 | 53 |





