








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1217 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 520 matches | ||
| Faceit | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




131 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7897 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,651 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7969 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6172 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6359 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5151 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,187,052 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1387 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roberto | 76% | 58 |
| #2 | aapo | 63% | 100 |
| #3 | Urosin | 61% | 141 |
| #4 | EzP | 60% | 237 |
| #5 | JuustoNaksuu | 57% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | JuustoNaksuu | 57% | 63 |
| #6 | Satic | 56% | 63 |
| #7 | Heinz | 55% | 117 |
| #8 | acooless | 50% | 42 |
| #9 | Ricixixixix | 47% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aapo | 13 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | JuustoNaksuu | 13 | 0.0107 |
| #3 | EzP | 11 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | acooless | 8 | 0.0092 |
| #5 | roberto | 5 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EzP | 831 | 0.17 | 24 min |
| #2 | aapo | 502 | 0.25 | 15 min |
| #3 | Urosin | 304 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #4 | Ricixixixix | 213 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #5 | roberto | 167 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roberto | +4.62 | 86 | 59 |
| #2 | aapo | +2.71 | 91 | 69 |
| #3 | EzP | +1.19 | 80 | 68 |
| #4 | patu | +1.18 | 79 | 66 |
| #5 | Satic | +0.88 | 70 | 70 |





