








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
106 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 168 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 30 | 18% |
| Smokes | 77 | 46% |
| HE Grenades | 43 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 18 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $6,742 of utility $12 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | kaczuszk4 | 42% | 12 |
| #6 | Pabl0 | 38% | 13 |
| #7 | ModliszkaTymon | 38% | 13 |
| #8 | TML Sztrumfel | 38% | 8 |
| #9 | Paczof | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kaczuszk4 | 6 | 0.0238 |
| #2 | ModliszkaTymon | 5 | 0.0182 |
| #3 | Bobi | 5 | 0.0481 |
| #4 | kub eats kids | 4 | 0.0125 |
| #5 | ọrọ | 4 | 0.0165 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ọrọ | 35 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #2 | kaczuszk4 | 31 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | ModliszkaTymon | 27 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #4 | Pabl0 | 26 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #5 | Bobi | 26 | 0.25 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bobi | +8.83 | 60 | 54 |
| #2 | Paczof | +5.84 | 87 | 46 |
| #3 | kaczuszk4 | +4.02 | 80 | 65 |
| #4 | ModliszkaTymon | +3.40 | 88 | 42 |
| #5 | ọrọ | +1.39 | 51 | 26 |





