








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 710 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 197 matches | ||
| Premier | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 85 matches | ||
| Wingman | 70 matches | ||
| Faceit | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9844 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,319 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4270 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5617 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3545 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2887 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,403,511 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 300 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hannah | 84 | 0.0094 |
| #2 | McFarty101 :3 | 7 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | YIFFPEEK mooncat | 6 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | duffrose | 5 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | SlipperZ | 5 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hannah | 1618 | 0.18 | 42 min |
| #2 | SlipperZ | 267 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #3 | Femboy Vi | 242 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #4 | ineedahiro | 175 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | YIFFPEEK mooncat | 129 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Femboy Vi | +5.92 | 83 | 69 |
| #2 | hannah | +5.55 | 81 | 52 |
| #3 | SlipperZ | +2.60 | 76 | 66 |
| #4 | property in Egypt | +1.56 | 57 | 42 |
| #5 | YIFFPEEK mooncat | +0.23 | 74 | 65 |





