








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 177 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 300 matches | ||
| Premier | 221 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 129 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5079 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,785 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3126 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4269 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2247 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 5143 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,631,346 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 309 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaxon ll | 65% | 40 |
| #2 | ✪Blis5 | 59% | 46 |
| #3 | LWalker101 | 54% | 221 |
| #4 | Epitaph | 53% | 319 |
| #5 | Acenio | 52% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Acenio | 52% | 52 |
| #6 | ✘ savant | 50% | 88 |
| #7 | Jim | 50% | 189 |
| #8 | ITzJooi | 48% | 317 |
| #9 | RXPK | 48% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jim | 18 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Epitaph | 7 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | LWalker101 | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | ITzJooi | 5 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | ✪Blis5 | 3 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ITzJooi | 1194 | 0.17 | 29 min |
| #2 | Epitaph | 978 | 0.14 | 24 min |
| #3 | LWalker101 | 382 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #4 | Jim | 373 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #5 | ✘ savant | 278 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✘ savant | +2.47 | 79 | 72 |
| #2 | ITzJooi | +1.34 | 76 | 65 |
| #3 | Acenio | +0.90 | 74 | 50 |
| #4 | Epitaph | +0.87 | 85 | 60 |
| #5 | Jim | +0.77 | 82 | 55 |





