








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 29 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
907 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,227 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 85 | 4% |
| Smokes | 686 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 519 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 937 | 42% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,184,048 of utility $266 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ryan Stekken aka Karl Rasur | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | MILCHMANN | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | LuVRAPTOR | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | ricola vs. toblerone | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Yoshi | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Doc_Leviosa | +6.35 | 84 | 39 |
| #2 | MILCHMANN | +3.99 | 66 | 61 |
| #3 | LuVRAPTOR | +2.22 | 69 | 75 |
| #4 | Ryan Stekken aka Karl Rasur | +0.59 | 82 | 65 |
| #5 | ricola vs. toblerone | +0.35 | 70 | 40 |





