








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 438 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4196 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,408 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 579 | 7% |
| Smokes | 2563 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2997 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 2269 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,645,932 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 160 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Redchip | 71% | 31 |
| #2 | Dr.Pseudo | 54% | 56 |
| #3 | MILCHMANN | 50% | 423 |
| #4 | Ryan Stekken aka Karl Rasur | 50% | 377 |
| #5 | Shizzl | 48% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ryan Stekken aka Karl Rasur | 702 | 0.09 | 18 min |
| #2 | MILCHMANN | 630 | 0.07 | 17 min |
| #3 | Yoshi | 268 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | LuVRAPTOR | 240 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #5 | Shizzl | 167 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MILCHMANN | +3.13 | 64 | 65 |
| #2 | LuVRAPTOR | +2.01 | 66 | 74 |
| #3 | xs3ro ♥ | +0.91 | 66 | 74 |
| #4 | Ryan Stekken aka Karl Rasur | +0.85 | 81 | 68 |
| #5 | Yoshi | -0.40 | 62 | 46 |





