








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 972 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 166 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 56 matches | ||
| Wingman | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8775 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,120 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3884 | 18% |
| Smokes | 5058 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 7338 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 5840 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,696,754 of utility $228 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 420 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ryan Stekken aka Karl Rasur | 804 | 0.09 | 21 min |
| #2 | xs3ro ♥ | 294 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #3 | LuVRAPTOR | 290 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #4 | Yoshi | 287 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | Shizzl | 248 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MILCHMANN | +3.29 | 63 | 63 |
| #2 | LuVRAPTOR | +1.90 | 69 | 74 |
| #3 | xs3ro ♥ | +1.33 | 69 | 76 |
| #4 | Ryan Stekken aka Karl Rasur | +0.69 | 82 | 68 |
| #5 | DingDong_Mofo | +0.13 | 69 | 46 |





