








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 367 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 144 matches | ||
| Faceit | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6211 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,508 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4990 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5377 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2822 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3319 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,160,225 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 647 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m1xtape | 58% | 178 |
| #2 | mdC_ | 57% | 54 |
| #3 | Bountyhunterr* | 57% | 53 |
| #4 | JDash | 56% | 70 |
| #5 | HuangTong | 55% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | JDash | 56% | 70 |
| #5 | HuangTong | 55% | 60 |
| #6 | IseeUdere | 54% | 127 |
| #7 | Viv | 53% | 109 |
| #8 | moonexe | 41% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moonexe | 12 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | m1xtape | 11 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | HuangTong | 10 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | IseeUdere | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | mdC_ | 4 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m1xtape | 524 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #2 | IseeUdere | 441 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #3 | Viv | 415 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #4 | mdC_ | 266 | 0.25 | 9 min |
| #5 | Bountyhunterr* | 185 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HuangTong | +2.91 | 73 | 54 |
| #2 | IseeUdere | +2.90 | 86 | 76 |
| #3 | mdC_ | +2.79 | 68 | 78 |
| #4 | redd. | +2.23 | 85 | 58 |
| #5 | JDash | -0.13 | 68 | 61 |





